If you're going to a Halloween party this weekend and your dressed like any of these pictures...you may get beat!

Click here for a list of top 20 costumes that will get you beat!

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NEW MOVIES IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND!

Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.

Molly Hartley (Bennett) looks to put her troubled past behind her with a fresh start at a new school.

A mother's prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn't take long for her to suspect the boy who comes back is

Directed by Clint Eastwood

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Don't forget to roll the clock back before you go to bed Saturday night!

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If you are havng or attending a Halloween party this weekend here are some shots sure to liven up the evening!

Who needs accountants when you have these two? How 5x5=14...




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Candy you only eat at a movie theater…

Seriously, when was the last time or have you have seen or bought “good N Plenty” any where other than a movie theatre?
What about Snowcaps, Mike and Ike’s or dots. These are candies you only eat when you go to the theatre!

Can you think of other candy you only eat at the movies? Drop a comment and let me know.

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I want to be grounded!

Will goofing with my kids they told me if I kept it up I was going to be grounded. I asked for how long? They said a week. I of course said I have to stay in my room for a week. Their reply was "yes."

I of course I asked if they were going to take my phone and they answered yes.

So, I have to stay in my room for a week with no phone??? I want to be grounded!!!


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There is much talk about houses and the housing market these days and at imdb.com they are talking about the most memorable movie houses. I've included a link to the story and my list of memorable movie houses.

Animal House

The House from Amitiville Horror

The House from "Christmas Story"

The Elm Street house from Nightmare on Elm Street.

The Money Pitt house!

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From the "YOU GOTTA SEE THIS" department.(yes lots of departments on the showgram) how to turn water into little balls...check it out!


How to Turn "water" into Balls - Click here for funny video clips



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COSTUME TIME!

I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween, he said "a vacuum, so I can just suck up all the candy"

It made me think, if it were that easy what would I want to be.

How about... A dog or cat so I could just sleep all day, not have to clean up after myself!

How about...a Diamond, so all women love me!

How About...RICH! I want to be rich for Halloween!

Now what do you want to be for halloween?? Leave a comment and let me know!

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Mens Health magazine has come out with a list of "40 unwritten rules to live by."

Here are some of my favorites from the list.

Be aware that most people are operating on a very condensed version of the 10 Commandments: the part about murder.

trying to "teach someone a lesson" never works.

Never buy anyone a gift at a kiosk.

When running in the park on a hot day, do not take off your shirt if you are a really hairy sonofabitch.

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THE STINK IN FARTS HELPING CONTROLLS BLOOD PRESSURE!

Flatulations from lab mice helping to controll their high blood pressure and the same could be for humans!!

With that said, Taco Bell is giving out free Taco's tomorrow!!

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HAPPY FRIDAY!!

As seniors in high school ,Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.









A saga centered on a multi-generational family of New York City Police officers. The family's moral codes are tested when Ray Tierney, investigates a case that reveals an incendiary police corruption scandal involving his own brother-in-law. For Ray, the truth is revelatory, a Pandora's Box that threatens to upend not only the Tierney legacy but the entire NYPD









SAW V.

Forensics expert Hoffman goes on the hunt in order to protect the secret that he is the newest person to carry on Jigsaw's legacy.








SPORTS: Lebron James is a self-promoting front runner.

Lebrin James, the guy who shows up at an Indians/Yankee's playoff game wearing a Yankee's hat then at a Browns/Cowboys game wearing a cowboys shirt has "shoe horned" his way into the center of attention, for the Ohio state Buckeye's V. Penn State game.

Lebron is a huge front runner...I mean Buckeye's fan and at his urging will appear on ESPN's Saturday Morning "College Gameday" show live from Columbus!

I'm surprised...I mean happy he's not wearing a Penn State hat!

Lebron is a big fan of whomever and whatever gets him attention!


Funny, I searched the internet for Lebron James wearing an Ohio state hat, shirt or anything scarlet and grey and could find nothing. Type in "Lebron James pictures" and you can find several with him in a Yankee's hat.







I'm tired and lazy today so this is all you get!

Halloween costumes for those out for just the candy!

• Sheet over the head "GHOST"

come on that is far to easy!

• Scare crow

Straw hat and a flannel shirt, please!

• BUM

You're just wearing old clothes, at least smell or have a shopping cart to collect the candy. Be more creative!

POLITICAL FASHION!!

The RNC has spent over $150,000 on clothing, hair do's and make up for Vice-presidential candidate and Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin!

Palin's clothes came from retailers such as Saks Fifth Avenue, Macy’s, Bloomingdales, Neiman Marcus and Barneys New York, and expenses included nearly $5,000 for hair and makeup

Obviously they are trying to spend there money before Obama taxes it and takes it from them!

LEBRON GOING HOLLYWOOD??

Movie producers are fighting over Lebron's documentary "More Than a Game," which is about LeBron's Akron, Ohio high-school basketball team that ended up going from obscurity to being the No. 1 ranked team in the country.

According to the LA Times Three studios are in the thick of the action: Lionsgate, Overture and Sony with Lionsgate making the most aggressive offer.

According to the article the film could come out in the fall of 2009 and the fact that it already has the backing of Nike,Coke and the NBA it's sure to be a HUGE money maker.

Its time to realize Lebron's Carree is promoting himself, playing basketball is just another billboard for him!




PETA doesn't want you eating fish and to get you to stop they want you to think of a fish as a cuddly kitten or "Sea-Kitten!" I created my own "sea-kitten" named kitty, you can creat your own as well, click on the link below!

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

















How can you eat "Kitty" the trout??







MISHA THE BUBBLE BLOWING DOG!

From the "are you kidding me department?"

I remember as a kid playing baseball in the back yard and hitting the ball over the fence and into the neighbors yard. Everyone runs to the fence and one kid, usually the fastest jumps the fence and quickly gets the ball before the neighbors...DOG caught you in their back yard, not the neighbors themselves...This has gotten out of controll!

An 89-year-old, Blue Ash, Ohio woman faces a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children say she refused to give back their football... they they lost in her yard!

What's the possible punishment for the crime...$1,000 fine and six months in jail!
The football, $15.00.

Are you kidding me!

I'm tkaing my ball and going home!

Kids should have let her play quarterback everyone in a while!

Things you did as kid that your kids can't...

Ride a bike without a helmet

Ride in the front seat of a car... before being old enough to drive one. (What's the law now...8-years and 80-pounds or your still in a booster.)

Buy your parents a pack of cigarettes.

Not sure if this happened everywhere back-in-the-day but, where I grew up in North Ridgeville, ohio (the west side of Cleveland) I remember going with a friend to a convenient store, giving the clerk a note from his mom that said it was "OK" for him to buy a pack of cigs...true story.

Can you think of other things? Post a comment and let me know!

Think you know your candy bars? Play the candy bar identification game.

They bring up candy bars I've forgotten about like the "Oh Henry," "Fastbreak" and the" "Whatamucallit!" When is the last time you had a whatumacallit!

Other candy bars i've forgotten Fifth Ave, Zero...

MARATHON EXTRA! (For my friend Jacquie!)

Because a friend ask,(I don't think anyone cares) I'm giving a quick blog about my running of the 29th annual Columbus, Ohio Marathon. "I STUNK!"

I was 7-minuets slower than in the Cleveland, Ohio Marathon which was my first ever 26.2 mile run.

Sunday morning, for about 18-19 miles I was running a great marathon, just ahead of my goal of 3-hours and 20-min, then I started cramping up! I tried to stretch but other parts would cramp. I was drinking lots of water hoping to flush out the cramps or pain I was feeling. I altered my gait swing to ease the pain only to have my ankle get real stiff and sore. Though I wanted quit, I pushed Thru. (Think I would have quit if I knew how to...I had no clue where I was or if someone would come get me.)

Part of me thinks I began to cramp because my MIND wanted an excuse for not accomplishing my goal the cramp was the way out. (Trust me, your mind is so powerful when you run 26.2 miles!)

I've now realized that I am good at staying focused and getting prepared for what ever I want to do I'm just not a good finisher. I think I'm so worried about disappointment or failure that my mind takes over and gives me a reason to fail, IE cramps.

Before I can achieve my goals in running or for that matter anything in life I must first overcome this "fear of failure" I must learn to WIN!

Anyhow, I finished the Columbus Marathon but am not happy! I will take a few weeks off, research a new running plan and work even harder for the A1A marathon at the end of Feb. in Ft.Lauderdale, FL.

Maybe if I had the winning mentality of these movie athletes I would be able to accomplish my goals!!!

The Karate Kid and "THE CRANE" See, he's a winner! That would have been my out!



Rocky beats the Russian Ivan Drago. Rocky knows how to win!

WEEKEND OBSERVATIONS:

How did we ever drive anywhere without a phone and GPS? I drove to Columbus over the weekend I think I was on my cell phone almost the whole 3-hours there and back. Made the ride so much nicer since I was able to catch up with family and friends.

Most comforting was the security of knowing help, should you break down along the side the road, was a cell phone call away! I guess, back in the day you just didn't think about it and if you broke down you hoofed it to the next exit.

The GPS. Sure you can print out maps to where your going but if your alone it sure is hard to read and drive all at the same time. The Rand Mcnalley way is good if you have a co-pilot. GPS puts the map in front of you and tells you where to turn...SWEET!

Governor Sarah Palin was on SNL over the weekend, I missed the show but the clips I've seen are funny, like this Sarah Palin rap.



By the way, Governor Palin's vist to SNL earned the show its highest ratings in 14-years!


Say What?

If you ever find yourself having to provide CPR to someone...just sing the Bee-gees tune "Staying Alive" to get you thru!

The American Heart Association calls for chest compressions (CPR) to be given at a rate of 100 per minute "Stayin' Alive" almost perfectly matches that, with 103 beats per minute.

PUKING PUMPKINS!!

That's right, more interesting stuff I found on the WWW!















New movies this weekend-





A high school senior drives cross-country with his best friends to hook up with a babe he met online











A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush












Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent (Wahlberg) whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin (Kunis) out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

MORE INTERESTING STUFF I FOUND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB:

I love bacon! Maybe not this much...a whole web site devoted to all things "bacon" at bacontoday.com

They have a recipe for "bacon brownies!" YUCK!
































ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

an outdoor billboard ad in San Francisco with the headline “Beat Obesity with a Stick” and, in the background, several sticks of celery is causing controversy!!

the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, and its members, along with members of the Association for Size Diversity and Health and other fat-supportive organizations, made it known that their position on the Billboard was itcould be interpreted to encourage violence against fat people.

The Billboard has been pulled!

Are you kidding me...you think the billboard stirred up some raddical cult that goes around attacking people with CELERY SICKS?"

Soon we will need permits to buy our celery with a mandatory 7-day wait!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!





Halloween candy I WILL eat out of my kids trick-or-treat sack!
(Best halloween hand-outs)

M&M'S

KIT-KAT'S

MOUNDS & ALMOND JOYS

COW TAILS

Keeping with the theme of the week...it's more interesting stuff I found on the world wide web!

go to globalrichlist.com and find out how rich...or poor you are compared to the rest of the world. Type in your salary and the site will tell you what percentage of rich you are or in my case, am not.

HALLOWEEN THEME:

I'm starting a list of the dumbest trick-or-treat hand outs. Drop a comment to add to the list, lets save our kids from getting these treat...ok its actually a list of things I won't steal from my kids trick-or-treat bag.

Mary Jane Peanut Butter kisses

They try and make these things cool for Halloween by wrapping them in black and orange paper but, they get hard and stale in a hurry!











Smarties:

What do you get, two per pack what's so smart about that!

Bubble gum:

Trick-or-treat bubble gum is usually rock had and loses it's flavor in two seconds!

Pop Corn Balls:

They make a huge mess when you open them and really, how do you eat a popcorn ball? I've tried to eat them like an apple...that doesn't work.

Lets keep this rolling, add to the list by leaving a comment!

More interesting stuff I found on the web.

How many times have you made plans to meet some one "half-way" between where you are and they are and you just couldn't figure out where that half-way point was. No longer, now you can go to meethalfway.com and it will find the half way point between A&B and give you landmarks like restaurants where you can meet.


You've got to love our soldiers!!



FROM THE "SAY IT AINT SO" DEPARTMENT!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

who would ever have thought that Marcia Brady would end up as a cocaine addict, partying at Sammy Davis Juniors house and trading drugs for sex?

In her memoirs, "Here’s the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice,' real life was very different" Maureen McCormick, the actress who played Marcia in The Brady Bunch, says that's exactly what happened.

Also in the memoirs, Maureen McCormick discusses her dates with Michael Jackson and the comedian Steve Martin. Maureen writes. "But I was insecure and either high or spaced out (most likely both), and I didn't laugh at his jokes.

The former Marcia Brady also tells about a steamy romance with Greg Brady while filming in Hawaii and the most shocking...She and Jan (Eve Plumb) had a thing!

Say it aint so!

Intresting stuff I found on the world wide web

Ladies you can now track your menstrual cycle online at mon.thly.info/
I hope there is a special feature that emails your husband or boyfriend to warn him your aunt is in town!

Vote online for who is hotter Republicans or democrats at theonlyvote.com. (you can vote for either more or femal depending on your gender preference!) Now they don't tell you which party you've vote for till after you selected...go ahead and vote its the patriotic thing to do!





I'm sure, with the weather being so nice many of you went out Pumpking picking this weekend. You were not alone, some celebs went as well...(See they are just like you and me!)

























Marcia Cross Tori Spelling Toby Maguire











This political seaon there has been a lot of talk about appealing to "Hockey Moms" and "Joe Six Packs" but there are many other catagories that should not be ingnored and I've compiled a list...

Couch Potatoes
(More HD Channels with out the high cost! Only increase rates on the premium packages because only the rich can afford them!)
Gym Rats
(As part of a national health care plan GYM RATS should get a tax break for their gym membership fees)
Sunday drivers
(They drive slow and save gas, they deserve an energy tax credit plus they love tree's so they are part of the green vote!)
Computer geeks
(WIKI educational tax break)

Add to this list by leaving a comment. What catagories of people are being forgotten by these candidates!

A CIA operative is sent to Jordan to track a high-ranking terrorist. The spy is aided by the head of Jordan's covert operations in an uneasy alliance that leads to cultural and moral clashed between the men.
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe, Carice van Houten and Mark Strong

The true story of Ernie Davis, two-time All-American running back for Syracuse University who led his team to the national championship in 1960. In 1961, he became the first black man to win the Heisman Trophy. Later that year, he was the first pick in the NFL draft. But Davis never got the chance to play professional football, he was diagnosed with leukemia during the summer of 1962 and died nearly a year later.
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown, Frank J. Grillo, Kris Wolff, Darrin DeWitt Henson

Television reporter Angela Vidal and her cameraman are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles Fire Station. After a routine 911 call takes them to a small apartment building, they find police officers already on the scene in response to blood curdling screams coming from one of the apartment units. They soon learn that a woman living in the building has been infected by something unknown. After a few of the residents are viciously attacked, they try to escape with the news crew in tow, only to find that the CDC has quarantined the building.
Starring: Jennifer Carpenter, Jay Hernandez, Columbus Short, Johnathon Schaech, Steve Harris

I introduce to you the KAZOOKEYLEY!





This is what the internet was invented for!

Before Katy Perry "Kissed A Girl" she was Katy Hudson christian music singer.

THERE IS A NEW WEB VIRUS "CLICKJACKING!"

"Clickjacking" can dupe you into revealing confidential information while clicking on seemingly innocuous Web pages. "Clickjacking" also can take control of a computer's Webcam and microphone without the knowledge of the user.

Clickjacking has been identified as a vulnerability for the Adobe Flash player, as well as for every major browser

PARIS HILTON IS RUNNING FOR FAKE PRESIDENT!

Remember when Paris was drawn into the presidential campaign? Well she's back at it this time seeking advise from another "fake President, Martin Sheen from "The West Wing."

Again, she's making since and freaking me out!

Check out the video at http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06ae3d8563

We've hear a lot about "JOE SIXPACK" so who is "Joe Sixpack?"

According to the Urban Dictionary "JOe Sixpack" is the average american moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.

This is so simple, even a Joe Sixpack can understand.

I am Joe Sixpack and I approve this blog!

Google has added a special feature that will stop you from e-mailing while intoxicated!

Before you can email you must answer a serious of math questions.

Other thing we do while intoxicated that should have preventitive measures...

• Eat Mexican foods!

Why are buritio so good after drinking? So not good for you!

• Walk down a flight of stairs
• Telling ever one around you "I LOVE YOU, YOU"RE THE GREATEST!"

Add to the list by leaving a comment!

Having problems making a decesion? Go to www.godesignate.com/ it's the "magic 8-ball of the internet! Enter your question and your choice of answers and it makes the decision for you!

I usually am not a big violin fan but, this dude rocks the violin! Slow at start but he pumps out "Owner Of A Lonley Heart" and "Smooth Criminal."

The Presidential debats are tonight...(yawn) It's a "town hall" format which means staged people will be asking canned questions of the candidates! So I was thinking of how we could spice up these debates.

(and are they about to kiss in this pic.)

• Candidates should be able to celebrate much like athletes do after a big play!

Someone gets a good zing on the other they give the Tiger Woods fist pump.

Catch you opponet in a line their running mate runs out and does the chest bump! You

get the picture!

• Place a shock buzzer on each candidate.

When a candidate miss represent the facts they get a shock!!

How would you make the debates more exciting? Drop a comment and let me know!

women of wall street

They've done "Girls of Olive Garden" and "Women of Home Depot" now Playboy magainze is looking for the "Women of Wall Street" to lose the shirt off their back!

Playboy is seeking current and former employees of the financial world, and is especially interested in those with more senior job experience.

IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID!

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND... You would have $... 214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!

WEEKEND OBSERVATIONS:

Why did local television stations run a "frost advisory" warning scroll on Saturday night? So we could cover our lawn, put our cars in the garage?? It's October its going to be cold!

Why do deer travel in three's? Drivers, remember, it's not the first deer that gets you its the second or third!


Check out my new GPS system, now I'll never get lost!

All I could afford!

GOOD NEWS FOR THE GEEK SQUAD...

A recent study found that women selected smart-perceived men over dumb-perceived men when it came to long-term relationships.

From what I saw Saturday night,intellegence has nothing to do with it! I beleive it has more to do with the amount of alcohol comsumed!

Ladies your thoughts, you going for the smart man or the handsome man?

THE TOP DOG...OF MOVIE DOGS!

In honor of Beverly Hill Chihuahua topping the box office here are some of the top "dogs" of movies!

Old Yeller

101 Dalmations

Firehouse Dog

Benji

What's your favorite movie starring a dog? Add to the list by leaving a comment.

NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND...




How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

A British writer struggles to fit in at a high-profile magazine in New York. Based on Toby Young's memoir "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People".










Beverly Hills Chihuahua

While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.










Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

High school student Nick O'Leary, member of the Queercore band The Jerk Offs, meets college-bound Norah Silverberg and she asks him to be her boyfriend for five minutes.







Homer Simpson tries to vote...funny!

Sad news today;

House Peters Jr., a TV actor who became the original Mr. Clean in Proctor & Gamble's commercials for household cleaners, died Wednesday. He was 92.





Vice-Presidential debates are tonight, get your Sarah Palin Bingo cards at Palinbingo.com for the party!


Print out various bingo cards and follow along with the VP debate tomorrow night. Each time Sarah says a word you block out that space until someone gets BINGO







Unbelievable personal ads...

• Submissive male seeks dominant female with extensive knowledge of knots."


• "SWM into chainsaws and hockey masks seeks like-minded SWF. No weirdos, please."


• "SWM seeks 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me."

Sleep well.

Probably texting and driving, see what you thing.

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This is my kind of women!





Her water breaks at Sunday's Milwaukee Brewers Baseball game yet Nikki O'Conner stay till the end then then sticks around after the game to watch the end of the NY Mets vs Marlins game on the jumbotron a Miller Park and for the on field celebration afterward!





The couple had the baby early Monday morning and briefly considered a Brewer-related name but decided to stick with the pre-arranged Addison.

Today is the first day of October, here is a list of things to celebrate this month.



OCTOBER IS;



Anti-Boredom Month

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Dryer Vent Safety Month
Eat Better, Eat Together Month

National Pizza Month
National Popcorn Poppin' Month

Toilet Tank Repair Month





ARE YOU A "TAG HAG!"



According to the Urban Dictionary a "tag Hag" is a person obsessed with name brand clothing.

So, are you a "tag hag?"



When it comes to my shoes (especially my running shoes) and my athletic wear, YES I AM!
















KEEPING WITH THIS CLOTHING THING...

If you were a department store, which one would you be?

I'm Dicks, Dunhams, Sports & Sports, you get the idea.




Is this the average American the two candidates are trying to reach? I hope not!


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What's up with the guy hiding his face...think he's wanting for something.