Listen to this breakfast...three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise, two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

That is the breakfast of Michael Phelp, the swimmer who has already won five gold medal!
Phelps eats a a staggering 12,000 calories a day but he also swims 17 times over nine days of competition at the Beijing Games - meaning that he will need all the calories he can shovel in his mouth in order to keep his energy levels high.



















YO, Lebron. Whatca looking at dude?


QUESTION:

Do you think the landline phone is going the way of the 8-track tape and floppy disk?

I'm thinking we need to go back to two tin cans and a sting.


One, two, three...shoot where was I.

A Cincinnati area man who says is doest trust "paper money" uses coins to pay for half of a $16,000 truck. IT took the car dealership 90-min to count all the coinage

Do you suffer from Destinesia?

According to UrbanDictionary-dot-com, destinesia is "when you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours and is the cause of much frustration."

Never mind, I can't remember where I was going with this!