Weekend observation-
I did nothing this weekend!
Politics...
I am tired of the political commercial in which the candidates are throwing insults at their opponent. I don't really care how many special interest people are working on the candidates campaign, how many cars they own or what board they sat on with what crook!
Please, just tell me what you agenda is and how you're going to implement said plan. Don't just give me a laundry list of promises, i want them to tell me how there promises will work!
Alright, this lady not all that bright, guess she's never seen a semi being pulled by a tow truck!
Reminds me of the certain "lite haired" women driver who pulled up next to a salt truck and told the driver that he was losing his load. (Watch this video and the joke might make more since.)
http://view.break.com/574603 - Watch more free videos
Since were in the middle of this financial crisis, here are some some money fact that will make you smile! Click on the link to Read the entire list, these are my favorite.
65% of Americans would live on a deserted island all by themselves for an entire year for $1,000,000.
92% of us would rather be rich than find the love of our lives.
Women have very fixed ideas on how much they are willing to spend on a bra. 38.3% of women won’t spend $30 for a bra. 28.4% won’t spend $50. 10% would pay as much as $75. And, only 3.5% would shell out $100. But, you know what? Almost 20% of women say they would pay almost anything for a bra. This is because they consider (and I guess so do a few men) that the contents of what those bras are encasing is of extremely high-value.
This one’s going to blow your mind: 83% of Americans still pay with checks instead of credit cards!
That reminds me, did you hear about the women who helped make her husband a millionaire? He was a billionaire before they were married!
I did nothing this weekend!
Politics...
I am tired of the political commercial in which the candidates are throwing insults at their opponent. I don't really care how many special interest people are working on the candidates campaign, how many cars they own or what board they sat on with what crook!
Please, just tell me what you agenda is and how you're going to implement said plan. Don't just give me a laundry list of promises, i want them to tell me how there promises will work!
Alright, this lady not all that bright, guess she's never seen a semi being pulled by a tow truck!
Reminds me of the certain "lite haired" women driver who pulled up next to a salt truck and told the driver that he was losing his load. (Watch this video and the joke might make more since.)
http://view.break.com/574603 - Watch more free videos
Since were in the middle of this financial crisis, here are some some money fact that will make you smile! Click on the link to Read the entire list, these are my favorite.
65% of Americans would live on a deserted island all by themselves for an entire year for $1,000,000.
92% of us would rather be rich than find the love of our lives.
Women have very fixed ideas on how much they are willing to spend on a bra. 38.3% of women won’t spend $30 for a bra. 28.4% won’t spend $50. 10% would pay as much as $75. And, only 3.5% would shell out $100. But, you know what? Almost 20% of women say they would pay almost anything for a bra. This is because they consider (and I guess so do a few men) that the contents of what those bras are encasing is of extremely high-value.
This one’s going to blow your mind: 83% of Americans still pay with checks instead of credit cards!
That reminds me, did you hear about the women who helped make her husband a millionaire? He was a billionaire before they were married!
posted by Gary Kuhn at
6:00 AM
3 Comments:
Spekaing of money, here's todays stock report!
Helium is up. Feathers down. Paper is stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
That's great Brett! LOL
Gary- I don't know what to say about that billionaire joke! I'm sure she was well worth it too! lol
But here's one for you since we're on that note...
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men....men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I couldn't agree more about the political candidates! I am so sick of hearing all of the mud slinging. To be honest I think that it only makes me have less respect for the one doing the negative ad. Kill 'em with kindness right?! lol..ok, well maybe that's a little extreme but you get it!
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