What body part in mention most in songs? The EYE's have it!

The eyes are most frequently mentioned body part with the exceptions of hip hop, which places a firm emphasis on the posterior.

23.64 percent of hip hop songs refer to the behind, while 11.83 percent of rock songs talk about eyes.

I like both genre's of music there for I have my eye's on the posterior!

While talking with friends about a pesky mouse that keeps escaping the traps, one spoke up and said to use VODKA to catch a mouse. Have you ever hear of such a thing?

She said the mouse will mistake it for water, drink some then get drunk and disoriented. (huh)

She say it works on Gerbils...

There are all kinds of lines here about getting a mouse drunk...

I picked a girl to be VP. NOt bad, clever check it out yourself.

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VMA's are Sunday on MTV. Bitney Spears will open the show, Kanye West who once swore off anything that has to do with the VMA's, will close the show.
Expect performances from Jonas Brothers, Kid Rock and for the first time since having her baby Christina Aguliera will take the stage.

Celebs who appear on the VMA's will receive a $15,000 gift bag which will include glittering jewelry, one-of-a-kind fashions, high-tech gizmos, all-inclusive vacation packages and more cosmetic products than anyone would use in two lifetime.

The difference between us and them...we'd be happy with a $50.00 gas card and a t-shirt!