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Alabama "FAT TAX"

Beginning in 2010, Alabama, which has the second highest obesity rate in the country, will start charging all of its employees an extra $25 per month for health insurance. (Currently, single workers pay nothing; family plans cost $180 a month.)
But there's a way to avoid the fee: Get a check-up at an in-office "wellness center," where nurses will check for diabetes and hypertension and measure blood pressure, cholesterol, glucose levels and Body Mass Index (BMI).

According to one Alabama state official, obese people cost $1,748 more in health care per year on average than their skinnier counterparts.

Here are some other ideas...

Sick Days:We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Lunch Break:* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get balanced meal to maintain their average figure.* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


WHO ARE THE BIGGEST TELEVISION NERDS?

Ralph "Mouth" and Potsie from Happy Days.

Arnold Horshack "Welcome Back Carter"

Alan from "Two And A Half Men."

Of course Steve Erkle..

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